Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but your immune system breaks down.

I wish I was a better tennis player.

granted, but u get injured a lot becuase your playing pro circuit

i wish i had a pair of boots

Granted, but they are hot pink leather boots


I wish it would just rain already.

granted, but it begins to flood

i wish i had $400 to spend for formal

granted but then you found out that all the banknotes and coins that made up your $400 were FAKE!

i wish i could be a dog for a day!

granted, but you end up doing all the gross things and none of the fun things, like licking other dog
s buts and eating your own vomit

i wish i were a princess

Granted, but only for 5 seconds

I wish I finished my summer homework.

granted, but than your teacher calls your house and assigns your double the homework but in assignment form

i wish friends was back on at 4 oclock

Granted, but he or she signs off after a minute.

I wish I could go back to school.

granted- but itll be boring'

i wish someone could turn on the light for me

granted bt the electricity will be cut off..

i wish to see a wishing star now..

granted, but it dissapears so fast your not sure if it was really there or not

woudl you rather own a pool or a spa?

Er. Pool... but you're on the wrong topic... what is your wish?

I wish I owned a rec center.

oh snap! sorry... >.<" dont knwo what i was thinking when i wrote that...

granted but its poorly funded, so there's not much there

i wish i had the gossip girl soundtrack

granted but u cant hear it cuz u are deaf

i wish i had a biggest birthday party ever!!!

Granted, but you won't get any presents.

I wish I was at the beach.

granted, but it rains

i wish i had a pet turtle

Granted, but it's a snapping turtle.

I wish it was morning.

granted, but u didnt sleep enough so your really tired

i wish the tredmill hadnt eaten my ipod

Granted, but you drop your ipod in water.

I wish the 'Time Traveler's Wife' is out in theaters already "/

granted but you wont hv time to go watch..

i wish for a bigger room..

granted, but ur parents put all their useless stuff in there, so its just as small

i wish i had a leather jacket

Granted, but it's hot pink with super tacky fringes.

I wish it was snowing (yes, summer snow!)

granted, but it melts away before it hits the ground

i wish i had formal shoes

Granted, but they will hurt.

I wish that the book I placed on hold at the library would be back in.