Corrupt a Wish

granted bt u wont know how to read..

i wish my mum would give me more money when i go out with my friends..

granted, but s monopoly money

i wish i didnt get weak from the thought of chewing gum

granted, but you get weak from the thought of any other food...

I wish i could get my fat dog on a diet....

granted, but your dog suffers

i wish i could have more classmates...

granted, but they're all BORING

i wish i could deal with pain better

granted but it's only in one part of your body.

I wish i could cruise on the atlantic ocean.

Granted but you were lost.

I wish I could swim on the sea.

granted, but the wind blows and blows you far far away

i wish i had an mp4

granted but it'll go missing few hours later..

i wish ive got enough money to buy plane tickets to taiwan..

granted, but your mom steals them and goes taiwan with out you

i wish i was optimistic

granted but when you laugh or smile, a tear falls down on your cheeks.

I wish I had no enemy

granted, but the people around you are very generic ( so boring xP)

i wish i was pro at sports

Granted but you became very sickly that you couldnt even stand

I wish i had a new yellow blouse

granted, but u spill tomato sauce on it and wash it which makes it turn red

i wish i had some portable hand sanitiser

granted bt after few hours, it'll be stolen by someone

i wish i can solve the problems wandering in my brains lately and never want the problems to be back in again..

granted, but before you can solve them, you forget what they are and it bugs you to try to remember what it was

i wish i could speak at least 5 different languages

granted bt cz u have short term of memory, u wont be able to remember much..

sook9486 wrote:

granted bt cz u have short term of memory, u wont be able to remember much..

um where is your wish

just keep playing

i wish i never could get a head-ache

granted, but you realize you were numb and couldnt feel anything anymore
I wisg Gucci (my dog) would grow faster

granted, but he'll grow sooo big that it'll be a nuisance to keep him

i wish i had a new anycall haptic phone

sorry for the previous post. was kinda blur tht time..
granted but you'll regret getting it..

i wish for a new camera, handphone and laptop..

granted. but your house doesn thave electricity so you cant recharge it once it runs out of batteries

i wish my braces were off my teeth

granted, but your teeth got off with it

i wish my mom give me more allowance

ROFL1! that's be a sight

uhms, granted, but its like 5 cents a month

i wish i didnt have acute asthma