Corrupt a Wish

Corrupt a Wish

I saw this game in many of other forums so i thought i was good to have it here too...
All you need to do is corrupt the wish of the previous post and make a new wish on your own...

example

Your post:
I wish to meet Fahrenheit

Next Person will reply:
Wish granted but they wont notice you cuz too many fans surround them

I'll start first:

I wish to buy the x-family ost soon...

(I love this game)

back on topic
Granted, but the disk is broken

I wish I had photoshop

your wish granted but the other program lost once you've installed the photoshop....

I wish to watch the x-family with subtitle....

granted, but the subtitles will be japanese or some other language u dunno

i wish to marry my jiro!!

Granted but it's not Jiro From Fahrenheit.

I wish to get a Keroro toy.

wish granted but the next day your mom throw it away...

i wish i know how chinese words

(ow to..? read or write? o.0?)

back on topic
Granted, but you will forget all the other languages you learned

I wish there would be another month of summer vacation (yes I am a slacker xP)

granted, but u turn plain stupid and live in a box

i wish i could fly

Wish granted but you will fly into a tree

I want to finish my homework.

wish granted, but u'll get heaps more the day after u finish it

i wish i could speak fluent manderine

granted, but u dont live in china.

i wish to trvel in space =p

granted, but u can't go back on earth

I wish to be Ariel Lin's co-star in a drama

granted, but ur not a guy and she cant fall in love with u.

i wish i can meet wuzun.

wish granted, but he will ignore u

I wish to be Arron's girlfriend

granted, but he'll cheat on you

i wish to be able to have super-powers

granted but u don't know how to control it

I wish to live in Taiwan

Granted, but you'll live in the rural area and will never see any celebrities.

I wish I could have a bigger room

granted but it'll have cockroaches everywhere


I wish to be a detective

Granted, but you'll have the toughest case ever encountered

I wish it was morning

granted but then there isnt any night time again in your life...

i wish to go shopping

granted but you don't have any money

I wish for it to be christmas

Granted...but u will not recieve any presents...

I wish to fly to Taiwan.

granted, but the plane will crash before u get there

i wish to be able to say the alphabet backwards real-fast/ LOL

granted but u will have to say it all ur life and nothing else

I wish to win the lottery

Granted, but you are paying so much taxes you won't be able to buy things you want

I wish I had a robot that can clean my room for me