Corrupt a Wish

granted, but it was fake


I wish I could be a doctor

granted but it was fake money

I wish for a new computer

Granted, but will get a virus the next day

I wish I had some cookies

granted but they were rotten

I wish for a new dress

Granted, but it's oversized

I wish it was winter

granted but it is too cold that u will get frostbite

I wish I would have a great first day of school tommorow

wish granted but not for the whole year lol...

i wish i can sing like arron

Granted..but no one will like ur singing

I wish I won't be sick anymore.

granted and you'll have long life but only you alone cuz all your friends are no more (oh god forgive me for cursing someone)...

I wish i can type faster

Granted... but that will be the next word u type only

I wish to go shopping.

BTW: Its okay Michelle cos ur cursing my friends...lol

granted, but u'll have no more money

i wish for some of my feirnds to be less anoyying...(no offence to them)

granted but in turn you are the one annoy them...

i wish i have short hair

Granted..But ur hair will never grow again

I wish to quit viet school.

granted but you'll never be able to study again

i wish to watch movie now...

Wish granted but the movie won't play when u watch it

I wish to go to sleep.

granted but only for a minute...

i wish to be a superstar

Granted..but u will have no fans that support u

I wish I had a goldfish

wish granted but then he'll turn black into blackfish

i wish i can be in the world of fairly tale

Wish granted but u will have a very boring life

I wish I got a new laptop.

granted, but it will never be able to turn on

i wish to hav a motorcycle

Granted..but the tyres are flat so u can't drive it.

I wish I didn't go to school tommorow.

granted, but u'll becum dumb

i wish to hav contacts

Granted..but u won't be able to take them out

I wish I was smart

granted....u are smart pffttt so im not gonna say nething against it..mauahaha

i wish that aria would stop calling me a book worm and telling people i loo lyk a worm LOL, hahahaa, she's funny

granted, but then she will just call you some other nickname

I wish I'd finish my summer hw!