Corrupt a Wish

granted but it will throw everything away

I wish I had a car

Granted, but the car is an old 1976 model that won't work

I wish my laptop could never get viruses or spywares

granted but then you would spill water on it

I wish I had no homework

wish granted but then your household chores are loaded til you cant stop and dun have time to rest ...

i wish i can buy a new handphone

granted but u broke it the minute u got it.

I wish my ex-best friend Febby would die

wish granted but then all your best friend will also die (God forgive me for cursing others)...LOL

i wish to visit Chun gym in brunei ...

granted but u cannot get out once ur there and u will have to live there too

I wish to lose weight

ok... but then you will never gain weight til you are 80...and u stay the size like you are 13 years old...

i wish to eat sushi now....

granted, but u'll get food poisening and u'll die. LOL

i wish to get rainie earings. >< their so pretty!!

granted but then u'll get ear infections if u wear it

I wish to be hebe right now

granted, but u'll never return to your normal body which means u'll never be able to c ur family and friends ever again!!

i wish to be at a park

granted but then u'll be kiddnapped cos its nightime(at least in the U.S it is)


I wish to be 16 already

granted, but u'll age really fast, lyk one year older each day and soon u'll be all wrinkly nd stuff. LOL

i wish to watch the lunar eclipse!! ( happening in and hour!! wooh!)

granted, but it will be the only thing you are able to watch now, no dramas or anything else... just the lunar eclipse

I wish the first day of school will go well

granted, but the next day and the rest of the year u'll do embarasssing stuff

I wish to go to space

granted, but ur spaceship might explode or something might happen to it.

i wish to be Calvin's gf. (even if we're 14 years apart!)

granted but he'll dump you after two days...(sorry)

I wish to go to Paris

granted but u have no money to do anything there

I wish I can online during school days

granted, but you won't have time to do any other things

I wish I wouldn't need glasses anymore

granted but then u cant see anything for the rest of your life ...sorry i din mean that...

i wish im prettier...

granted but u won't have any real friends cos they're only friends with u cos u're pretty.

sorry didn't mean that I saw u're picture in the chatroom u're already pretty better than me at least

I wish I could go back to yesterday and see the lunar eclipse cos I missed it

OH u missed the lunar eclipse??? how could u??? LOL

granted, but u'll keep falling back in time, and never return to the present.

i wish to be taller

granted ...you are taller than yao ming and none of the guy dare to date you...

i wish im thinner ...

granted, but u'll become anorexic (srry didnt really mean that)

i wish to have moon shoes. LOl

granted, but when u go to the moon, u wont be able to breathe.

i wish i were swimming in money.