Corrupt a Wish

granted, but they accidently gave you the wrong one

i wish i had cobra starships's album

granted, but it will be out of stock

i wish that the i will be out of this job soon

wish granted. but last mintue you are being asked to extend your contract



I wish I can celebrate Jiro's birthday with him and sing a birthday song to him

granted, but there will be a black out and the candle cant light up...



i wish that i can relax and the customers will all go away!!

granted, but the entrance suddenly come down and get locked



i wish i can find my prince charming

granted, but it's frog!!froggy prince..



i wish that i have a dream

grant,ed but it turns into a nightmare

i wish i had a photogenic face

granted, but the camera went dead



i wish i had a new house

Granted, but it's a shack.

I wish I don't break out in hives.

granted, but you get asthma attacks

i wish i didnt have a fringe

Granted, but your hair will be hot pink permanently.

I wish I could find an exact copy of my 4 leaf clover cell phone charm that broke, in stores.

granted, but the stocks that are avaiable are all 3 leaf clover



i wish that i have a genie

granted, but they only grant wishes that can benefit other people

i wish i had $1000 dollars

granted, but it'll be all donated to the poor and homeless


i wish that i have a bucket of gold ^^

Granted, but they're fake.

I wish I could visit the gallery of asian art.

granted, but its closed

i wish i had some chocolate milk

granted, but it's chocolate and milk seperate

i wish that the people would be smarter

Granted, but animals would be smarter as well.

I wish I am able to finish reading a book today.

granted, but its only part 1 of the book

i wish the radio would play some nice taiwan or korean songs for once

Granted, but the commerical break takes forever!

I wish I wasn't so busy this week "/

granted, but your next week you have 3 exams every day

i wish i had a porche

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish I had a prius.

uhms.. i dont know what that is.. but err.. it explodes before you can use it xD

i wish i was a super hero

Granted, but your power is to grow big plants.


I wish I could control the weather.

granted, but when you hiccup, you create tornados by accident and kil everyone

i wish i had tanning cream