Corrupt a Wish

granted but ur fame will be taken by some one else later on

I wish for snow to come to Cali

granted but that will be because the sun combusted and we never have light again

i wish for free airline ticket to asia

granted, but the airline will lose all ur luggage.

i wish that my hubby will never cheat on me ever again.

granted ... i can not wish on anything bad upon you if that happenned...

i wish for a chocolate chip cookie

granted but ur chocolate chip cookie will be as hard as a rock and u wont be able to eat it.

i wish i could have a bigger chest.

granted but then your body would be unproportional and odd...

I wish for nap time

granted but you wont be able to wake up again ?

i wish for a cup of ice-cream .

granted but it would be melted slush

i wish for more time

granted, but u'll hav bad luck during the "more time" time...LOL ( i don't get what i just wrote) haha

i wish for life to be more interesting

granted but interesting in a bad way .

i wish for me to go to the same school as mommy 2 .

granted but you will never see mommy 2

i wish for the dishes to wash and dry themselves

granted but they wouldnt be very clean

i wish for another wish .

grantd but then that wish will be stolen by a manically laughing lepurchan who is convinced that he is santa...

i wish for the power to teleport

granted but you cant choose your destinations .

i wish for the ability to fly .

granted but then the government would find out that you had wings and send you to a labortory to be tested upon

I wish i did well on my physics midterm

lol must it be that i have wings ? some ' people ' have no wings but fly .
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granted but you`ll fail your next physics test .

i wish i could not keep falling asleep .

granted, but you will have bags under ur eyes.

i wish that i have a cool mom and a cool dad and a cool sis and a cool bro

granted but they won't give u attention

I wish i dun have to present my poject to the class

granted but you`ll have to sit down and listen to your classmates really long and boring presentation .

i wish for world peace . xD

granted, but there will be disease all over the world

i wish that i can get more presents

granted but youll hate all of them .

i wish i could go out soon .

granted, but it will be freezing outside, and u'll freeze to death.

i wish that i were popular.

granted but too bad you were popular with the police and the FBI and the whatever in all the countries .

i wish i`ll do okay in secondary school next year .

granted, but u'll do bad in high school
i wish that i'm not related to these bi-atch nieces of mine

Granted, but you'll be related to nephews which act much worst

I wish that this christmas hoildays (08`) will be better then my 07` christmas hoildays